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Old 08-03-2017, 11:52 AM   #1
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Modern Marriage - A Good Laugh

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Subject: Modern marriage



Dearest Dad,
I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I'm in love with a man who is far away from me.

As you know, I'm in Australia and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook,
and had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two months of a relationship through Viber.

My beloved Dad, I'd like your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.

Lots of love and thanks.

Your daughter,
Lilly


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My Dear Lilly,

Like wow! Cool!

I suggest that you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal.
And when you get fed up with your new husband, sell him on eBay.

Love,
Your Dad
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Old 08-03-2017, 12:28 PM   #2
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Old 08-04-2017, 05:21 AM   #3
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JUDDD changed my life. It transformed my health, gave me freedom and restored my confidence.

JUDDD is very simple, very livable and very flexible. JUDDD allows weight loss and life to happen simultaneously.

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Old 08-04-2017, 12:16 PM   #4
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Funny!!! I reposted on my FB page. Thanks!
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