|08-03-2017, 11:52 AM||#1|
Very Gabby LCF Member!!!
Join Date: Apr 2010
Stats: Goal Met July, 2015 - 112!!!!
Modern Marriage - A Good Laugh
ALMOST WHAT IT'S COME TO.
Subject: Modern marriage
I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I'm in love with a man who is far away from me.
As you know, I'm in Australia and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook,
and had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two months of a relationship through Viber.
My beloved Dad, I'd like your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.
Lots of love and thanks.
My Dear Lilly,
Like wow! Cool!
I suggest that you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal.
And when you get fed up with your new husband, sell him on eBay.
|08-04-2017, 05:21 AM||#3|
Way too much time on my hands!
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: New York
Stats: 199/130/125 5'1" 41yrs Size 20/4P
WOE: JUDDD- maintaining since 2/2013
Start Date: 2/21/12- Low carb (199lbs) 3/28/12 JUDDD (189lbs)
JUDDD changed my life. It transformed my health, gave me freedom and restored my confidence.
JUDDD is very simple, very livable and very flexible. JUDDD allows weight loss and life to happen simultaneously.
See my before and after pictures